| [Cameron is my housemate. He lives upstairs from me with three other people; I live downstairs with two other people. One of our other upstairs housemates is seriously bringing home a new girl every week and then disposing of them and we have contempt for the disposal. Also, he's always fucking at odd hours and aggravating Cameron and me.] | |
| Cameron: | Sooooo in case you were awake at 1am and in the living room, those noises coming through the ceiling were what you thought they were. |
| Me: | Oh god I just vomited. |
| Cameron: | It's a shame you're only into old men. The revenge could've been EPIC. |
| Me: | What can I say? Hip replacements are a turn on. ;P |
| Cameron: | It's all bionic humping until the plastic joint slips |
| Me: | It's like fucking a cyborg. |
| Me: | oh god this is too gross I OVERQUIPPED |
| Cameron: | Does that you mean you want a... *sunglasses* ...quip replacement? |
| Me: | ... |
| Cameron: | ... |
| Me: | FIFTY POINTS TO RAVENCLAW |
| Cameron: | CSI should pay me a stipend to consistently write their first two minutes. |
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randomnounsmash said:
Pretty sure I’m taking the House Cup this year.
— Cameron
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