This is pretty much my relationship with my cat…
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This is the most accurate fucking thing I’ve ever seen on tumblr. Ever.
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“It’s just a fictional couple” I whisper as I shove thirty pounds of ice cream in my face while reading fan fiction and crying over them breathing next to each other.
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#when we saw this in the cinema #everyone laughed awkwardly #apart from one girl #who went ‘yes’ really loud
THAT WAS ME.
(At my theatre, anyway.)
I believe I said “Ohhhhh, yes,” thank you.
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“Can I touch your butt” in Elvish.
This is so useful
No, this is not “Can I touch your butt” in Elvish. This is “Can I touch your butt?” in English, transcribed using the letters of the Elvish alphabet. There is a difference.
In Elvish, the letters of the alphabet correspond to sounds, not to words. The above text spells it out using one symbol to represent one letter of the original English, which is incorrect:
- c-a-n i t-o-u-c-h y-o-u-r b-u-t-t
If you really want to spell out an English phrase using the Elvish alphabet, you would do so phonetically, which would basically equate to one symbol per phoneme (sound):
- c-a-n a-i t-u-ch y-o-r b-u-t
If you actually wanted to write “Can I touch your butt?” in Elvish, one (very rough) translation would be:
Annog nin daf pladan tele ci?
Which, in Sindarin Elvish, roughly translates to, “Would you give me permission to touch your rear?”
Written in tengwar (the Elvish alphabet), it would look like this:
Sorry for the blurry quality.
damn, the lotr fandom doesnt fuck around
#im SORRY but that post was nerdy #even by tumblr standards#its like one of the most nerdy things ive seen #and im just ccrracking the fuck up about it
Can I marry you?
Again, PAGING STUNTHUSBAND.
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